COCK
FOR CHRISTMAS! - My Favorite Gay Porn Things
List for 2008! (or EXACTLY what to get your Queeny best friend
or the uppity fag at the office this Christmas!)
Don't get stuck in line at the liquor store looking for a great
bottle of red to impress your bitchiest friend at the Christmas
Bash this year. The perfect gift is as GOOD TO FIND AS A HARD
MAN and exactly the right gift, for just the right gay guy can
go a long way!
Gay men are the hardest to impress, especially if there's been
a limit placed on the amount of money you can spend as his Secret
Santa! and everyone wants something different.
Some gay men like sports equipment (UMMM... YES! THEY DO!) The
spray-tanned hottie who sold you your condo deserves a great gift
and he likes Belgian Chocolates. A fantastic gift for the UPS
man (gym queen) might hasten the arrival of a special delivery
you've been waiting for, and God only knows what shade your hair
will be next if the stylist isn't pleased with whatever token
you picked up for him.
This year I've decided to spread more than a little holiday joy
and give the gift that every gay man likes, the gift that keeps
on giving, the gift he'll use even if he pretends not to like
it... TALK ABOUT HAVING A BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE CHRISTMAS!I'M GIVING ALL MY GAY FRIENDS A LOT OF COCK FOR CHRISTMAS 2008!
Let 'em try to take that back to Neiman
Marcus for full price in January!
Allow me to explain!
TLA
VIDEO - Has all of the hottest gay adult dvds and blu
ray discs. I'll save money on wrapping paper and I can
even have the gay porn dvds, and newest gay-interest books they
sell delivered!
THE
FALCON STORE - offers up everything from a leather harness
and a Supercock® Dildo modeled after
any one of a hundred well hung gay porn stars to big bottles of
lube, super shiny cock rings, and more.
GAYGUYVIDEO
& MALEFLIXXX - Has a $69.00 Package that gets you
a $100.00 Viewing Credit of Gay Porn Videos on Demand from All
of the BIGGEST names in the business! That's $31.00 worth of extra
viewing Credit for Free! I create a free account, add the 100
dollars worth of viewing credit for which I pay only $69 bucks
and put the username and password in a Christmas Card! Perfect!
BELAMI
STUDIOS - which serves up The World's Hottest Young Men
is a favorite of a lot of my friends. Many gay membership sites
now have one month trials, and BelAmi will let you buy packages
or subscriptions for up to One year! 365 days of BelAmi
Boys is a FANTASTIC GIFT! I've decided to find the perfect
gay themed Christmas card and scrawl the BelAmi
username and password for the membership on the inside.
Done!
FALCON
STUDIOS - will let me buy a three month membership, or
a one year subscription which will keep some of my bitchiest girls
happy all year, and when they piss me off at White Party I log
on and cancel the memberships! So it's a gift for both of us!
Hey I never said I wasn't one of those BITCHY queens that I've
been talking about!
SEAN
CODY - has some new men that will drive you FUCKING crazy!
These guys are the hottest of the hot! How can anyone be mad when
I gave them hundreds of the world's hottest men for Christmas?
THAT'S A GIFT WHICH INCLUDES HUNDREDS OF FEET OF ROCK
HARD COCK!You just gotta loveSean
Cody!
CORBIN
FISHER - is showing off summer blond gym bodies with rock
hard abs climbing all over their best friends, fucking
and sucking each other like a GAY
PORN VERSION of the Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogue!
COLT
STUDIO - is where I can get a gift that will satisfy
everyone I know who lives at the gym, is sustained by every MetRX
muscle building supplement available and has a Narcissus or "Narsissy"
complex, and that covers a lot of people on my Christmas list!
Yep...COLT
Studio
NIGHTCHARM
- Sounds pretty doesn't it... Nightcharm! Well Wolf
Hudson's Enormous Candy Cane, The Josman Cartoon Series,
and all of Nightcharm's HOT gay porn without all of the bullshit
- will cheer up even the manic bitches you know who only get out
of bed for a zanax!
So... Do you have all of your Christmas shopping done? DO WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO AND GIVE CHRISTMAS COCK THIS YEAR!
In
this economic downturn, we figured what better way to put a jingle
in your pingle than to offer you some smokin' hot gay porn at
prices that might even make Mrs. Claus do a double take. (C'mon,
she's obviously into bears and daddies.) Certain to warm the cockles
of your, uhh... cockle, some of these DVDs are now up to 80% off
retail. So stuff that in your stocking, guys!
